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The Fattest Citizens in The Scandalian Alliance

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Scandalian Alliance is ranked 23,251^st in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Loose Federation of Roguish Pirates	Compulsory Consumerist State	“Yo ho ho, and other cliches”
2.	The Duff Drinkers of Woohooland	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Mmmmmm....beer”
3.	The Immortal Empire of Alpanu	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Let the gods avenge themselves”
4.	The United Kingdoms of Brian Boruma	Iron Fist Consumerists	“I am the King! I am the King!”
5.	The Who Are You Guys of Milk and Honee	New York Times Democracy	“Halcyon days”
6.	The Commonwealth of Scarberia	Liberal Democratic Socialists	“You can't park there”
7.	The Republic of Scandalstan	Democratic Socialists	“We Will Endure”
8.	The Sultanate of Nothalfbadistan	New York Times Democracy	“Meh”
9.	The Queendom of Skaroaborg	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“From Many, One”
10.	The Free Land of The Green Belt	Democratic Socialists	“Hands off!”

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