The Smartest Citizens in the South Pacific
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr | Compulsory Consumerist State | “With oysters we thrive!” | |
| 2. |  The Incorporated Entity of Harmonious Paperclips | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Insufficient experience to get experience” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Saciu | Left-Leaning College State | “Vivana Le Sappoli Mesali” | |
| 4. |  The Union of City States Nation | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Terra novum et caelum” | |
| 5. |  The Federation of Of the european socialist republics | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Prosperity is the best protector of principle.” | |
| 6. |  The Militarist Federation of The Filippinas | Civil Rights Lovefest | “To the Defense of the Nation and the Marshal.” | |
| 7. | The Federal Republic of Eleuthelrium | Left-Leaning College State | “Equality, Justice, Prosperity” | |
| 8. |  The Foínix Aftokratoría of Megistos | New York Times Democracy | “I shop so much I can speak Italian” | |
| 9. |  The Federal Republic of U0403447 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Get woke, go broke.” | |
| 10. |  The Federal Ocean Republic of Qawe | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Peace, Progress, Happiness” |
