The South Pacific
World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the South Pacific
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 8,100th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies | Democratic Socialists | “Vote monkey, get monkey” | |
| 2. |  The Technocracy of The Clockwork Republic | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “The Way Forward” | |
| 3. |  The PS2 Puppet of Heliosphere | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Stop reading my motto!” | |
| 4. |  The Dracocracy of Theorin | Democratic Socialists | “We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite.” | |
| 5. |  The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican | Democratic Socialists | “Whatever, I do what I want” | |
| 6. |  The Northern Hinterland of Teaberry | Democratic Socialists | “Pithy Latin phrase.” | |
| 7. |  The Federal Republic of West green Israel | Left-wing Utopia | “For greener future” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Kiasu-ism | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!” | |
| 9. |  The Community of Laocracy | Democratic Socialists | “Labor omnia vincit” | |
| 10. |  The United Socialist States of Emailistan | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All” |
