The South Pacific
World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the South Pacific
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 9,092nd in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies | Democratic Socialists | “Vote monkey, get monkey” | |
| 2. |  The Technocracy of The Clockwork Republic | Democratic Socialists | “The Way Forward” | |
| 3. |  The PS2 Puppet of Heliosphere | Authoritarian Democracy | “Stop reading my motto!” | |
| 4. |  The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican | Democratic Socialists | “Whatever, I do what I want” | |
| 5. |  The Federal Republic of West green Israel | Left-wing Utopia | “For greener future” | |
| 6. |  The Dracocracy of Theorin | New York Times Democracy | “We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite.” | |
| 7. |  The United Socialist States of Emailistan | Left-wing Utopia | “Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Kiasu-ism | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!” | |
| 9. |  The Valkyrian Republic of Qvait | Left-wing Utopia | “Peace, Freedom, and Democracy” | |
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam | Left-wing Utopia | “We're not Việt Cộng” |
