The Most Ignorant Citizens in the South Pacific
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Holy Disputed Lands of East green Israel | Psychotic Dictatorship | “No man know what the future holds.” | |
| 2. |  The Kingdom of Darkmen | Corporate Police State | “gold or lead” | |
| 3. |  The Wastelands of Nothreen | Corporate Bordello | “My way or the highway” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Empire of Azristan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Blood and Soil” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Card Puppet 7 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Pride and Industry” | |
| 6. |  The Borderlands of Forrealz | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Idk” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Man Kands | Psychotic Dictatorship | “By The People For The People” | |
| 8. |  The Most Serene Republic of Land of the Laconic Shrimp | Civil Rights Lovefest | “...” | |
| 9. |  The Unwavering Love of Land With Lots of Shrimp | Anarchy | “Can I trade in the children for more cash?” | |
| 10. |  The Most Serene and Holy City of Uzaleznienie od Koksu | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Kiedy skonczy sie ten stan?” |
