The Fattest Citizens in the South Pacific
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 11,297th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Wastelands of Nothreen | Corporate Bordello | “My way or the highway” | |
2. | The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr | Corporate Police State | “With oysters we thrive!” | |
3. | The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2 | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
4. | The Kingdom of Darkmen | Iron Fist Consumerists | “gold or lead” | |
5. | The Armed Republic of Sprinkler | Corporate Police State | “To rule and opress” | |
6. | The Unwavering Love of Land With Lots of Shrimp | Capitalizt | “Can I trade in the children for more cash?” | |
7. | The Please withdraw endorse me of Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories | Anarchy | “Make Hong Kong great again” | |
8. | The Republic of Olongon | Anarchy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
9. | The Red Panda Clan of Syvani | Anarchy | “Force of Togetherness” | |
10. | The Vampiric Empire of Bloody Buttered Blooming Onions | Capitalizt | “I'm bad” |