The Most Secular in the South Pacific
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 6,047th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies | Democratic Socialists | “Vote monkey, get monkey” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of West green Israel | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “For greener future” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Kiasu-ism | Democratic Socialists | “Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!” | |
| 4. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2 | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 5. |  The Incorporated Entity of Harmonious Paperclips | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Insufficient experience to get experience” | |
| 6. |  The フェデレーション of Nowa Europa | Anarchy | “Ut Deum invoco: Hominus victus est in medium.” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Cypheri | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of Privatore | Democratic Socialists | “Desperate, but not helpless.” | |
| 9. |  The Freople of Soem | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Wealth tax, cap the richest (10% top 10, 1% next 100)” | |
| 10. |  The Democratic Republic of Rainbow Banana | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The only rainbow bananas are those made of unicorns” |
