The Most Scientifically Advanced in the South Pacific
World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 5,380th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil Sharpeners 2 | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of Privatore | Democratic Socialists | “Desperate, but not helpless.” | |
| 3. |  The Seafood Paradise of KohrAr | Corporate Police State | “With oysters we thrive!” | |
| 4. |  The Hive of Delthorensdale | Left-Leaning College State | “Nurture” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Kiasu-ism | Democratic Socialists | “Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!” | |
| 6. |  The Commonwealth of United States of Vietnam | Left-wing Utopia | “We're not Việt Cộng” | |
| 7. |  The Armed Republic of Sprinkler | Corporate Police State | “To rule and opress” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Cypheri | Democratic Socialists | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 9. |  The Kylromon Constitu Republic of The Kylromon Nazbol | Democratic Socialists | “Respect our society or be annihilated!” | |
| 10. |  The Incorporated Entity of Harmonious Paperclips | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Insufficient experience to get experience” |
