by Max Barry

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The South Pacific World Census

The Most Scientifically Advanced in the South Pacific

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 8,432nd in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The PS2 Puppet of HeliosphereDemocratic Socialists“Stop reading my motto!”
2.The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors ParadisoLeft-Leaning College State“What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.”
3.The Free Land of PrivatoreInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Desperate, but not helpless.”
4.The PANDA of Pencil Sharpeners 2Capitalist Paradise“Stop Reading My Motto!”
5.The Technocracy of The Clockwork RepublicDemocratic Socialists“The Way Forward”
6.The Hive of DelthorensdaleLeft-Leaning College State“Facilitate.”
7.The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick GollinicanDemocratic Socialists“Whatever, I do what I want”
8.The Space Pirate Empire of New BriantownLeft-Leaning College State“Twirling Toward Freedom”
9.The Republic of Kiasu-ismInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Kiasi, Kiabor, and most importantly... Kiasu!”
10.The Commonwealth of United States of VietnamLeft-wing Utopia“We're not Việt Cộng”
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