The Most Advanced Public Education in the South Pacific
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 7,889th in the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Heliosphere | Authoritarian Democracy | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 2. |  The Eternal Misfortune of Thalasse | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 3. |  The Federal Republic of West green Israel | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “For greener future” | |
| 4. |  The United Socialist States of Emailistan | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All” | |
| 5. |  The People's Republic of Varayusha | Democratic Socialists | “Strength through Adversity” | |
| 6. |  The Valkyrian Republic of Qvait | Left-wing Utopia | “Peace, Freedom, and Democracy” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of Outer Utonixick Gollinican | Democratic Socialists | “Whatever, I do what I want” | |
| 8. |  The Armed Republic of Crazed monkies | Democratic Socialists | “Vote monkey, get monkey” | |
| 9. |  The Syndycalist Republic of Intlyiatin | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Victory for peace” | |
| 10. |  The Empire of Badger Wind | Authoritarian Democracy | “Release the crazed robot badger with laser eyes!” |
