The Nudest in the South Pacific
After exhaustive surveys, the World Census calculated which nations have the greatest acreages of flesh on public display.
As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 7,085th in the world for Nudest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Conscious Center of Creation of Genoxelande | Left-wing Utopia | “One is everyone” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic States of West Arapoff | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Freedom calls for all!” | |
| 3. |  The Fruitless Nascency of Tartana | Left-wing Utopia | “Well-being for all!” | |
| 4. |  The South Pacific Iced Tea of Sporaltryus | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Welcome to the party, boss.” | |
| 5. |  The Independent Territory of Nova Rhodia | Left-wing Utopia | “An eye for an eye will make the whole world go blind” | |
| 6. |  The Community of Western Antar | Left-wing Utopia | “Risen from ruins, facing the future” | |
| 7. |  The Most Serene Republic of Gymnostan | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Man came from apes; society came from man.” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Zlabibor | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Me sem rom shukar, motoro mercedes” | |
| 9. |  The Federal Republic of Deerp | Capitalist Paradise | “Yeet?” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Freak King Productions | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Get your freak on” |
