The Most Corrupt Governments in The Trunk of a Pontiac Tempest
World Census officials visited a range of government departments and recorded how frequently bribes were required to complete simple administrative requests.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Beezwax | Corporate Police State | “SWARM!” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Shock Division 90 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Missiles for the masses.” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Sid Burn | Father Knows Best State | “Hee hee ho.” | |
| 4. |  The Psionic Army of Trixie Lulamoon | Mother Knows Best State | “Was there ever any doubt?” | |
| 5. |  The Queendom of Cognitum | Iron Fist Consumerists | “...” | |
| 6. |  The Republic of Barry Dylan | Father Knows Best State | “Is that how you raid, Barry? Why yes it is, Other Barry” | |
| 7. |  The Armored Divisions of Stug III | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Do you want shrapnel with that?” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Windows Server 2000 | Corporate Police State | “Lol I dunno...” | |
| 9. |  The United Socialist States of Spingebill | Father Knows Best State | “DUUUEEEEGH!” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of China Infantry General | Psychotic Dictatorship | “....” |
