The Most Primitive in The United Federations
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, The United Federations is ranked 27,268th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Hellish Nightmare of Canncerville | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Welcome to hell” | |
| 2. |  The BJMShawian project of BJMShawington | Psychotic Dictatorship | “BJMShaw is the best” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of United Hockey League | Left-wing Utopia | “Hockey” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Theds Hype | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 5. | The Republic of Phantomflake | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 6. |  The Democratic States of Eastern Saponyu Ypsopace | New York Times Democracy | “Strength Through Freedom” | |
| 7. |  The Grand Duchy of East Bundus Kiwigar | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 8. |  The Principality of Anh Acharat | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Strategy discipline morality” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Lievely | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Iria Motter | Tyranny by Majority | “Strength Through Freedom” |
