by Max Barry

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The Fattest Citizens in The Vincence Empire

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, The Vincence Empire is ranked 7,664th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The CYBERPUNK BABES of The Strangers ClubCorporate Bordello“Down with government! Up with anarchy!!”
2.The United Kingdom of OF CourscantInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Avete Britanniam”
3.The Most Serene Republic of Neo SplatooniaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Staaaaay Fresh Off The Hook! Chaos Within Order!”
4.The Protectorate of Latvia and Saaremaa alt accountInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We stand united, we fall divided!”
5.The Republic of BermanCompulsory Consumerist State“We don't have a motto”
6.The Protectorate of Vince11Moralistic Democracy“You are broken, but I will put you back together”
7.The Empire of The Dope Tsardom of AutocracyFather Knows Best State“Bow to your Anime Warlords!!!”
8.The Kingdom of FrollsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We Will Endure”
9.The Pretitle of Castilla FounderInoffensive Centrist Democracy“National Motto”
10.The Colony of KratlisCapitalist Paradise“Hail to the Victor's Crown, Hail to Imperator Robotox”
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