The Most Primitive in Town of South Park
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Town of South Park is ranked 4,580th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Stan Marsh | Anarchy | “Feelin good on a Monday, ya ya ya” |
