The Fattest Citizens in United Kingdom
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, United Kingdom is ranked 13,319th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Armed Corporations of Aurora Islands | Capitalist Paradise | “If you have money, nothing is impossible!” | |
| 2. |  The Ninth People's Republic of Collar Poppin Souljahs | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ever since I can remember I've been poppin my collar.” | |
| 3. |  The Armed Republic of Anarchinsatan | Compulsory Consumerist State | “How bad could I possibly be? -The Onceler” | |
| 4. |  The Commonwealth of British Ter Babya | Corrupt Dictatorship | “God save the King!” | |
| 5. |  The Vassal State of Mini Ossulu | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Let em work let em live” | |
| 6. |  The Unbelievable Pure Evil of Jiflandia | Corporate Police State | “I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. ” | |
| 7. |  The United States of Caribbland | Capitalist Paradise | “UNITY AND PROSPERITY” | |
| 8. |  The Sheer Audacity of A Cheeky Nandos | Father Knows Best State | “You wanna?” | |
| 9. |  The Republic of Singapore III | Anarchy | “Majulah Singapura” | |
| 10. |  The Republican Dictatorship of Zambia and Zimbabwe | Democratic Socialists | “All Hail J.D. Vance!” |
