The Safest in United States
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, United States is ranked 13,927th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The American Dream of Architeuthis | Iron Fist Socialists | “I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of The Ent Aria | Democratic Socialists | “Stay mad 'cause that's the only way.” | |
| 3. |  The Enlightened French Utopia of Chaource | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Greeetings, Earthlings. We are from France.” | |
| 4. |  The Good Hood of Always Bet on Black | Left-wing Utopia | “We be poppin' tags!” | |
| 5. |  The United States of Cirria | Democratic Socialists | “Unity, Science, Defense” | |
| 6. |  The Condimental Superiority of French Dressing | Democratic Socialists | “That extra zing.” | |
| 7. |  The Awe-Inspiring Leadership of PresidentJacquesChirac | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “One can go to war alone,but you can't build peace alone” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Les-Etats-Unis | Left-wing Utopia | “E Pluribus Unum” | |
| 9. |  The Colony of Feynland Atlantic | Civil Rights Lovefest | “For the love of God, kids don't try this at home.” | |
| 10. |  The Commonwealth of Penna | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Virtue, Liberty, and Independence.” |
