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The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in Useless

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Commonwealth of Vacelber	Right-wing Utopia	“Vacelber Forever”
2.	The Holy Queendom of New Carvernia	Iron Fist Consumerists	“God Save the Queen”
3.	The Loser State of Loosar	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Why bother?”
4.	The People's Republic of Granuspern	Democratic Socialists	“Work Harder, Not Smarter”
5.	The Hellish State of Alls Landclinnackedistan	Capitalizt	“NationStates”
6.	The Servants of the Void of Antiselania	Psychotic Dictatorship	“Take me away from this living nightmare”