The Safest in Viking Europe
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Viking Europe is ranked 274th in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Metal Empire of Kampfgruppe 400 | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Might makes right” | |
| 2. |  The No14 BassPro Shops Chevrolet of Satans Trampoline | Iron Fist Consumerists | “You'll wish you'd never been on Satan's trampoline!” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Eprathusuti | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Live great, die better” | |
| 4. |  The Einherjers of Draconis Nightcrawlis | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Leve Vikingeaanden” |
