by Max Barry

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Western Atlantic World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Western Atlantic

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Western Atlantic is ranked 1,566th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dutch Democratic Republic of KnootossCivil Rights Lovefest“Libertate Unanimus”
2.The Holy and Most August Empire of PantocratoriaCorporate Police State“Pour Dieu et Son Empire”
3.The Confederation of Soveriegn StatesNew York Times Democracy“A Free People Know No Limits”
4.The Protestant Republic of LeagranMoralistic Democracy“In Christ Alone”
5.The Principality of Ostmark and NordmarkPsychotic Dictatorship“Sic transit gloria mundi”
6.The Kingdom of MayaguaCompulsory Consumerist State“En Dios confiamos”
7.The Holy Empire of ExcalbiaLiberal Democratic Socialists“En Brivi Folks, Av Dieva Zelastibu”
8.The Republic of LaneriaCapitalist Paradise“Audemus iura nostra defendere”
9.The Socialist People's Fiefdom of Uncle NoelCorrupt Dictatorship“Werknemers van die węreld, verenig!”
10.The Anggi of Borussgya NeraCompulsory Consumerist State“Our Land Is Not Lost”