The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Wysteria
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 243rd in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Dominion of Complete Bastards | Iron Fist Consumerists | “We don't want the world, we just want your half.” | |
2. | The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier | Capitalist Paradise | “To Shape the World is to be Immortal” | |
3. | The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee | Capitalist Paradise | “Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!” | |
4. | The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels | Compulsory Consumerist State | “The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.” | |
5. | The Republic of Miratejo | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Aqui quem se lixa é o mexilhão!” | |
6. | The Grotesque Playground of Mackintosh | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.” | |
7. | The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze | Capitalist Paradise | “Then he showed those men of will what will really was.” | |
8. | The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!” | |
9. | The Dominion of The Captain | Corporate Police State | “A friendly place for the upper class” | |
10. | The United States of Wars Forever | Corporate Police State | “War” |