by Max Barry

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The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Wysteria

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Wysteria is ranked 246th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dominion of Complete BastardsIron Fist Consumerists“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
2.The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of TremalkierCapitalist Paradise“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
3.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
4.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
5.The Republic of MiratejoCompulsory Consumerist State“Aqui quem se lixa é o mexilhão!”
6.The Grotesque Playground of MackintoshCompulsory Consumerist State“Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.”
7.The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser SozeCapitalist Paradise“Then he showed those men of will what will really was.”
8.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCompulsory Consumerist State“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
9.The Dominion of The CaptainCorporate Police State“A friendly place for the upper class”
10.The United States of Wars ForeverCorporate Police State“War”
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