by Max Barry

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Wysteria World Census

The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Wysteria

The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.

As a region, Wysteria is ranked 204th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Dominion of Complete BastardsIron Fist Consumerists“We don't want the world, we just want your half.”
2.The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of FeckfaceCorporate Police State“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
3.The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of TremalkierCapitalizt“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”
4.The Allmighty Power of Nak nakCompulsory Consumerist State“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
5.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
6.The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NICompulsory Consumerist State“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
7.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
8.The Republic of MiratejoCompulsory Consumerist State“Aqui quem se lixa é o mexilhão!”
9.The Grotesque Playground of MackintoshCompulsory Consumerist State“Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.”
10.The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser SozeCapitalizt“Then he showed those men of will what will really was.”
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