The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Wysteria
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 204th in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
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|2.||The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of Feckface||Corporate Police State||“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”|
|3.||The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier||Capitalizt||“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”|
|4.||The Allmighty Power of Nak nak||Compulsory Consumerist State||“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”|
|5.||The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee||Capitalist Paradise||“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”|
|6.||The Allmighty Nak Nakian Colony of The knight who says NI||Compulsory Consumerist State||“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”|
|7.||The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels||Compulsory Consumerist State||“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”|
|8.||The Republic of Miratejo||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Aqui quem se lixa é o mexilhão!”|
|9.||The Grotesque Playground of Mackintosh||Compulsory Consumerist State||“Success is knowing who to blame for your failures.”|
|10.||The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze||Capitalizt||“Then he showed those men of will what will really was.”|