The Most Rebellious Youth in Wysteria
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 249th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nihilist Hippy Commune of Ummagumma | Left-wing Utopia | “You are only coming through in waves.” | |
| 2. |  The Classy Realm of Half-Milers | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sioux is a girl's name.” | |
| 3. |  The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The Bruce | New York Times Democracy | “There is a Dream, Dreaming Us.” | |
| 4. |  The Huddled Terrified Masses of Keyser Soze | Capitalist Paradise | “Then he showed those men of will what will really was.” | |
| 5. |  The Bird Is The Word of Hydroponic Nation | Civil Rights Lovefest | “All Your Cookies Are Belong To Us” | |
| 6. |  The Insane Ramblings of Troll-la-la | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Same As It Ever Was” | |
| 7. |  The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee | Capitalist Paradise | “Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!” | |
| 8. |  The Wet Coast Hockey Republic of Go Canucks Go | Capitalist Paradise | “Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey hey, good bye!” | |
| 9. |  The Commonwealth of Aukaria | Capitalist Paradise | “Blessings Upon Your Noble House” | |
| 10. |  The Grand Duchy of Iyari | New York Times Democracy | “Indeed...” |
