The Most Secular in Wysteria
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, Wysteria is ranked 1,761st in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!” | |
| 2. |  The Indomitable Borderlands of The Grendels | Compulsory Consumerist State | “The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.” | |
| 3. |  The United States of Wars Forever | Corporate Police State | “War” | |
| 4. |  The Richly Blended Peoples of Koffee | Capitalist Paradise | “Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!” | |
| 5. |  The Green and Pleasant Dominion of The Bruce | New York Times Democracy | “There is a Dream, Dreaming Us.” | |
| 6. |  The Grand Duchy of Marldeep | New York Times Democracy | “Eh, whatever” | |
| 7. |  The Gentle Peoples of Outter Micronesia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “My rights end where yours begin...” | |
| 8. |  The Free Liberal State of Caalia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Freedom and Justice” | |
| 9. |  The Holy Empire of Equus | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Carpe diem.” | |
| 10. |  The Loving Couple of ShipFan- | Iron Fist Consumerists | “I ship it.” |
