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The Most Primitive in Zebra Ice Station

Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.

As a region, Zebra Ice Station is ranked 5,678^th in the world for Most Primitive.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Command of Commander James Ferraday	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Mission Accomplished”
2.	The Unknown Location of Laffin Mcgaffin	Moralistic Democracy	“See you in Davy Jones' locker”
3.	The Russian Friendliness of Boris Vasilov	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Unity, Discipline, Work”
4.	The Light work of Many hands make light work	New York Times Democracy	“Read my name”
5.	The Loving Couple of Tribute4rt-	Iron Fist Consumerists	“Lumity”