by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Largest Basket Weaving Sector in the World

World Census agents infiltrated a variety of out-of-the-way towns and festivals in order to determine which nations have the most developed Basket Weaving industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The PS2 Puppet of AskatopiaPsychotic Dictatorship“Stop reading my motto!”
2.The Despotic Dictatorship of DespoticaniaCorrupt Dictatorship“God was a dream of good government.”
3.The Royal and Imperial Kingdom of BritmattiaFather Knows Best State“Justus Esto et Non Metue”
4.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
5.The Incorporated States of UniserveIron Fist Consumerists“Our upstream provider did it!”
6.The Confederacy of Undivulged PrinciplesLeft-wing Utopia“What goes around, comes around.”
7.The Indomitable Borderlands of The GrendelsCompulsory Consumerist State“The Paragon of Corporate Power and Style since 2002.”
8.The Burlesque Republic of The CentauriCompulsory Consumerist State“What do you want you Moon-Faced Assassin of Joy?”
9.The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla VistaCompulsory Consumerist State“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”
10.The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1aCapitalist Paradise“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
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