by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Largest Furniture Restoration Industry in the World

World Census analysts spend quiet weekends in the countryside in order to determine which nations have the largest Furniture Restoration industries.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Sadistic Republic of Bright AngelIron Fist Consumerists“Get Outa Here!!”
2.The Popsicle Pete Nation of ClenchIron Fist Consumerists“NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE!”
3.The Corporate Dictatorship of JosephlandCorporate Police State“Oderint Dum Metuant”
4.The Little Brotherhood of The Real MatrixCorporate Police State“Guns. Lots of guns.”
5.The Unassuming Puppet State of AmericadIron Fist Consumerists“An equal opportunity hate group.”
6.The Thirteen Zombie Hells of HC EredivisieIron Fist Consumerists“I don't even answer any issues and I'm still first.”
7.The Eternal Misfortune of AskatopiaPsychotic Dictatorship“Stop Reading My Motto!”
8.The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli AirstrikesIron Fist Consumerists“Remember: We can always make it worse.”
9.The Modern Portfolio Theory of Daedra1aCapitalizt“DULCE ET DECORUM EST PRO PATRIA MORI”
10.The Allmighty Power of Nak nakCompulsory Consumerist State“All hail the Allmighty Nak nak!”
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