The World World Census
The Smartest Citizens in the World
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queendom of Kindjal | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Qui peut le moins peut le encore moins” | |
| 2. |  The Culture of Free Socialism | Left-wing Utopia | “Of each according to ability to each according to need.” | |
| 3. |  The Academy of Anon Zytose | Left-wing Utopia | “For Science!” | |
| 4. |  The Despotic Dictatorship of Despoticania | Corrupt Dictatorship | “God was a dream of good government.” | |
| 5. |  The Federal Commonwealth of Pax Aurea | Left-wing Utopia | “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” | |
| 6. |  The United States of Greater Somalia | Left-wing Utopia | “For my clan” | |
| 7. |  The Ongoing State of Absentia | Democratic Socialists | “We Are A Bush. Move Along, Nationstates.” | |
| 8. |  The People's Republic of Goodnamesarerare | Democratic Socialists | “Bush sucks!” | |
| 9. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Ludewa | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Ukimwiga tembo kunya utapasuka mkundu.” | |
| 10. |  The Republic of Sunset | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Not Thickness of Chains but Strength of Ideals” |
