by Max Barry

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The World World Census

The Most Politically Apathetic Citizens in the World

These results were determined by seeing how many citizens of each nation answered a recent World Census survey on the local political situation by ticking the "Don't Give a Damn" box.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Emoticons of Smiley BobLeft-wing Utopia“Where's my wallet?”
2.The Gull Flag Republic of IansisleLeft-Leaning College State“Not That We Care”
3.The Barnes-Free Conglomerate of Ewing Oil CoCompulsory Consumerist State“In J.R. We Trust”
4.The Eternal Misfortune of PterodoriaCapitalist Paradise“Stop Reading My Motto!”
5.The Republic of ApatatiaCapitalist Paradise“Motto”
6.The Eternal Misfortune of Pencil SharpenersAnarchy“Stop Reading My Motto!”
7.The Richly Blended Peoples of KoffeeCapitalist Paradise“Guns, Germs, Steel, and really smooth Mochas!”
8.The People's Republic of CutoteCorporate Police State“None shall stop our conquest!”
9.The Holy Yellow CAM of Nadir DystopiaIron Fist Consumerists“Gloom Over Dominated”
10.The Kingdom of KaigiCorrupt Dictatorship“If you lived here, you'd be eating pie by now.”
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