The World World Census
The Most Primitive in the World
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
![]() | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
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1. | ![]() | Authoritarian Democracy | “Please, may I offer you a cup of Kool-Aid?” | |
2. | ![]() | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Stop reading my motto!” | |
3. | ![]() | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Pray and feel the love!” | |
4. | ![]() | Tyranny by Majority | “Stop reading my motto!” | |
5. | ![]() | Psychotic Dictatorship | “No man know what the future holds.” | |
6. | ![]() | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Shut up! Who asked you?” | |
7. | ![]() | Psychotic Dictatorship | “United we stand, divided we fall” | |
8. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists | “25000000BC or Bust!” | |
9. | ![]() | Psychotic Dictatorship | “From each to his ability, each according to her needs!” | |
10. | ![]() | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Please don't go to our eastern neighbors, alright?” |