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Region: BENEVOLENT EMPIRE

Natiunea de doliu wrote:"We will intercede if you do not heed our warning.

You must care or your own species will not be spared."

1: Why should you care about earth
2: Dont threaten us with death, you should learn Psychology. Cause Humans would do the opposite and try to learn how to kill you.
3: You dont seem that benevolent. You are just saying Clean up your world or we will kill you. You arent helping in that manner, you are so high and mighty with so much power that you can tell how much benevolence is in person.
The actual word of benevolent is :well meaning and kindly.
You got the first thing down, but i see no kindly
(OOC: Sorry, i got on rants)

*stares with huge hypnotic eyes*

1. Why shouldn't we? Our many human grey-hybrid children live here. We aren't letting you endanger them. Didn't your parents ever take charge??? ...I suppose not.
2. You aren't really trying to talk down to us up here from down there, are you? What a laugh. Some unenhanced humans like you aren't too smart. Threatening not only yourselves, but every species on the planet with not only death but extinction. The clues are all there. You don't need us to threaten you. Humans are the real experts at threatening. Manners? Ha! You shouldn't talk, literally. LITERALLY!
3. How would you know anything about benevolence? Members of your species has a propensity to kill each other, unlike virtually all other's on Earth. Not to mention (once again) human ravaging of every other species, and the Earth itself.

*looks out at view of Earth below*

Look at your space junk floating around out here. Look at that forming continent of plastic floating around the Pacific Ocean. Sadly, it's easy to conclude Human consciousness has been a tragic misstep in evolution, but it's too late to reverse that now. We have the Benevolent DNA upgrade for you. Now ...bend over.

*puts into trance, performs DNA implant procedures*

There you go. Your offspring will all be human-grey hybrids and much more intelligent. They'll know better than you instinctively. You are now what your parent's once referred to as "the missing link." Isn't that fascinating?

*laughs*

(OOC: You admit to having flaws. Well, that's a start.)

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