by Max Barry

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Region: Lazarus

Adelsin wrote:Sneyland, please organise the cheese, stat!

I appreciate the warm welcome. It's been a difficult journey for me and my associate, along with the 126 moose we're hearding around. The Balderian government was not too kind with us, especially that owl that wears clogs. He is a terrible terrible owl. He also has a terrible name. And what kind of owl wears clogs? Fooooooooo I was a loyal and patriotic Balderian. All I wanted was to share moose stew, but you threw it in my face.

You are a terrible owl.

*grabs moose cheese*

Vadia

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