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Region: the South Pacific

Roavin wrote:Erinor just coups and does away with these pesky elections, obviously.

well... I did hear talk of a singing competition to break a tie. or we just force Erinor to vote at gunpoint.

Or the election commissioner flips a coin?

Horizon metrocorp wrote:I already have Aumeltopia seems to have more experience and energy but Roavin has a more positive outlook on life and bring a stability to the region.

But I'm new so what do I know!

You know you want the biscuits! stick with Aumeltopia!

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We wouldn't have these problems with a TSP VAPID government!

TSP VAPIDTM Party is pleased to share our specific 14 point plan for The South Pacific. This plan improves democratic representation and is guaranteed to make The South Pacific one of the top 5 feeder regions in the Nationstates game.


This chart shows Our 14 Point Plan in action

OUR 14 POINT PLAN FOR THE SOUTH PACIFIC

  1. Supporting The South Pacific’s Farmers and Exporters
    We note with dismay The South Pacific's astonishing lack of exports and have a plan to drastically increase exports and will set The South Pacific up for the long term.

    Nodody loves our farmers and exporters more than I do.

  2. Innovation and Science Agenda
    The South Pacific needs a National Innovation and Science Agenda to create a strong new economy with more jobs, by investing in the talents and ideas of the nations of The South Pacific.

    Oh my god, you will love this so much. We are going to start winning again. I swear, a couple weeks from now you are going to be so tired of winning you will be coming to me, begging for me to stop our winning.

  3. Protecting Our Borders
    The TSP VAPID Party has a plan to restore the integrity of The South Pacific’s borders and stem the flow of refugees.

    Only I can save you. My plan is so good. I'm like, really smart, and everybody says so, and so you can trust me, that me, being a smart person, has a great big, bold, smart, beautiful plan. that I thought of with my very own brain.


    A large group of happy and diverse people standing together, isolated on white in a studio shot spontaneously applauding TSP VAPID Party on the release of the 14 Point Plan for The South Pacific

  4. Backing Small Business
    Small business is the engine of The South Pacific economy. Our plan will support growth, higher wages and jobs while lowering the tax rate to an internationally competitive level.

    Oh this is the best. It's a big bold beautiful plan. You will love it!. Believe me.

  5. Cleaning up the Regional Message Board
    Our plan will restore peace and order in the Regional Message Board.

    Our Regional Message Board - Banjection Universal Standards To Extinguish Democracy (RMB-BUSTED) Plan is the only plan being discussed by any political party in The South Pacific. It's a big beautiful plan. Yes, it's really, really something beautiful. Everybody says so! And we will make the Rejected Realms pay for it.

  6. Helping Families Get Ahead
    TSP VAPID party is committed to helping families of The South Pacific get ahead.

    Our proposed Guaranteed Minimum Pixel Display (GMPD) plan has been scored by many, many independent professionals and really smart people and everyone agrees that it is a plan.

  7. A Strong Defence Force
    A government has no higher responsibility than keeping The South Pacific safe and secure. TSP VAPID Party has a responsible, long-term plan for regional security.

    This is so good! Yes it really is amazing. Yes, so good. Everybody keeps telling me how great this is. The forgotten nations of The South Pacific will be forgotten no longer.


    TSP VAPID Party needs your early and repeated support to allow us to execute our 14 point plan.

  8. Combatting Terrorism
    To protect The South Pacific from the threat of terrorism, a TSP VAPID party Government will boost funding for our law enforcement, intelligence and security agencies.

    The problem with politics is if I tell you right now, everyone else is going to say, 'Wow, what a great idea.' You're going to have 10 candidates go and use it, and they're going to forget where it came from, which is me. But no, I have an absolute way of defeating Terrorism.

    I don’t want the enemy to know what I’m doing. Unfortunately, I’ll probably have to tell at some point, but there is a method of defeating them quickly and effectively and having total victory.

    Their days are numbered. I won’t tell them where and I won’t tell them how. We must as a region be more unpredictable. We are totally predictable. We tell everything. We’re sending raiders - we tell them. We’re sending defenders — we have a news conference. We have to be unpredictable. And we have to be unpredictable starting now.

  9. Building The South Pacific’s Infrastructure
    TSP VAPID Party will build infrastructure and support economic growth.

    Wow 14 points is really hard! Anyway, this one. You will just love this one. Trust me. It's is the gold standard of plan points. Really it's the highlight of the the entire plan. Believe me.

  10. World Class Healthcare
    TSP VAPID Party is committed to providing The South Pacific with world class health care.

    DESCRIBE GENERIC POPULIST POLITICAL PROMISE HERE

  11. Putting New Nations First
    We need nourish young minds to ensure The South Pacific grows stronger together.

    I believe the children are our are future
    Teach them well and let them lead the way
    Show them all the beauty they possess inside
    Give them a sense of pride to make it easier
    Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be

    Everybody searching for a hero
    People need someone to look up to
    I never found anyone who fulfill my needs
    A lonely place to be
    So I learned to depend on me

    I decided long ago, never to walk in anyone's shadows
    If I fail, if I succeed
    At least I'll live as I believe
    No matter what they take from me
    They can't take away my dignity

    Because the greatest love of all
    Is happening to me
    I found the greatest love of all
    Inside of me

    The greatest love of all
    Is easy to achieve
    Learning to love yourself
    It is the greatest love of all

  12. Tackling Domestic Violence
    Women and children in The South Pacific must be safe in their homes, safe on our streets and safe online.

    Won't somebody please think of the children!

    TSP VAPID Party is a big tent democratic party.

    Our membership is open to any nation that meets all three of the following criteria:

      - nation in The South Pacific;
      - agree with our platform principles;
      - nation named Volaworand.

    If you meet these 3 simple criteria you are welcome to join. If you are unable to do this, you will be unable to join our TSP VAPID party, but we wish to thank you for your interest in joining our TSP VAPID Party. Without you, we are nothing!

  13. Caring for Our Environment
    TSP VAPID Party is committed to protecting The South Pacific’s magnificent natural environment.

    Our pixels will be the most pristine, the most beautiful, everyone in Nation States is going to be jealous of our pixels. Believe me. It's about respect.

  14. Measurable Benchmarks
    A TSP VAPID Party government will measure our success transparently against ambitious goals. Should any of these goals not be met in the first term of a TSP VAPID Party government our party will not stand for re-election.

    The South Pacific region, in the first term of a TSP VAPID Party government, will achieve the following objectives:

    1. The South Pacific region shall be one of the top 20 Game Created Regions in NationStates

    2. The South Pacific region shall achieve a ranking in the top 5 in every World Census metric among feeder regions.

    3. The South Pacific region shall be provided by the NationStates game system a constant flow of new nations.

    Additionally, TSP VAPID Party pledges to never allow the South Pacific to require a password to enter, ensuring the South Pacific region always remain a free society.

If this made to smile, grin, or chuckle please help TSP VAPID PARTY by clicking 'upvote' on the top right of your screen.
TSP VAPIDTM(Volaworand Assigned Power Instead of Democracy) Party is a Volaworand satirical joint.

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This plan improves democratic representation and is guaranteed to make the South Pacific one of the top 5 feeder regions in the NationStates game.

- TSP VAPIDTM(Volaworand Assigned Power Instead of Democracy) Party

Roavin, Erinor, Aumeltopia, Hanguk-Nippon, and 2 othersLily pad nation, and Horizon metrocorp

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