***SEEKING FOSTER PARENTS FOR BABEH MEECE***
Due to the mysterious loss of 36 muscle bound moose, we have 14 baby moose needing good homes and foster parents. Your duties as a parent will include 1 hour petting time, daily rewatering of troughs and 30 minutes of watching Rocky nd Bullwinkle with them. We're only looking for temporary parents as these baby meece should be fine on their own after a week.
Please privately telegram me.