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Region: Lazarus

Advisor: "Good afternoon glorious leader. What's your next plan of action?"

Boris: "We shall make harming animals illegal, ban hunting and make large funds into safe energy. Force subjected nations to pay pollution taxes which will help fund research. No more police officers, use the military. Grant free healthcare and even education to the nations of the world. That's all I can think of right now. Wait, one more thing. No more shall people use "I", making it illegal. We must all say "We".

Advisor: "Of course! We'll get these tasks done as soon as possible!"

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