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Orange-Bourgogne wrote:Official statement – fight in parliament
~ Office of the Prime Minister

Prime Minister Nichola Pankhurst MP and her Cabinet colleagues are very concerned about the recent fight in the Lower House of Parliament. The Government’s undertaking is that a Member from Modern Equality was provoked on purpose by The Militia to make him look bad, however, this strategy backfired as it was him who was initially assaulted.

Any fight in Parliament is utterly unacceptable, however, as a socialist Government, we must not look away from the fact that extreme right-winged fascists initiated this uproar. The fact that they are willing to use violence to get whatever they want, leads this Government to believe that they no longer deserve a place in our democratic society.

Therefore, the Prime Minister has instructed the Secretaries of State for Judicial Affairs, Internal Affairs, and Culture, to look for whatever powers they may have to make The Militia cease their violent actions at once. A prosecution will also follow against Mr Oswald Mosely MP and his party.

Further statements will be published as more information is available.


On behalf of the Prime Minister:
The Hon. Rosie Mackay
Private Secretary to the Prime Minister

BREAKING: MP who started fight expelled
~ OBBC News

Evidence in the form of camera footage from the Lower House of Parliament was forwarded to Mr Gerald Young MP, the House’s Speaker, showing that Mrs Geraldine Johnson MP (The Militia) threw her shoe towards Mr Omar Nayef MP (Modern Equality). Thereby, she started a fight in the Lower House not seen for hundreds of years.

Geraldine Johnson has been described as a “hateful racist and islamophobic fascist, who just cannot overcome the fact that slavery of minorities has been outlawed” by MEQ MPs before. It does therefore not come as a surprise that it is her who started the brawl.

When the Speaker confronted Mrs Johnson with the camera footage, she refused to apologise, much to the discomfort of her party’s colleagues. Even though The Militia’s party leader in the Lower House, Mr Oswald Mosely did nothing to provoke other Members questioning his backbench MP, he did also nothing to support her. Though, when the fight broke out, he did participate “vigorously” according to multiple eye-witnesses.

Because of Mrs Johnson’s refusal to apologise, she was then expelled by the Lower House for the remainder of this Session. As she also refused to stand down and trigger a by-election, the opposition has de facto lost a seat while the coalition gained one.