by Max Barry

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Region: the South Pacific

Si-topia wrote:Sweetheart!
*catches you with my wings and squeezes*
I missed you too!

Ohhh squeeze him harder. You’ve almost made his eyes pop out.

Lily pad nation wrote:I heard that if you ever see global warming you’re meant to put your arms in the air and pretend you’re a big mean predator to scare it off.

Speaking of that “global warming” thing I have a theory as to why naranja el presidente wants to purchase Greenland. It’s ingenious really. You see you bottle all the ice before it melts, basically locking up the market on bottled water. Then sale said water for a profit, increasing government revenue while decreasing citizens taxes.

The Solar System Scope, Si-topia, Aumeltopia, Volaworand, and 3 othersLily pad nation, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, and Austrany

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