by Max Barry

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Region: the South Pacific

Volaworand wrote:Wait, I thought we were marrying her off against her will to wealthy TEP royalty, to cement our regional alliance?

We need to work on developing the next generation of lesbian warriors in TSP... I think we need to make Xena Warrior Princess required viewing in all schools to help us identify and develop appropriate candidates.

The Local Council should really get on that.

Oh, we already did!

It's why we're the #2 region in Xena-related knowledge.

Unrelated, we're in the bottom 3% for every other academic subject . . . but it all balances out. Five hours a day of mandatory Xena, Buffy, Veronica, and Jessica, three hours for food breaks, and fifteen minutes for everything else.

They thought it was impossible to fix the education system.

They called me crazy.

They sent letters by the thousand, calling for my resignation.

But now that no one can write, where are those letters, eh? Nowhere to be seen!

Also, I've already gotten a very compelling offer by the owner of a leading chocolate manufacturer for 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121. We're waiting for more bids, but this one excites me.

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