BREAKING: EXPELLED MP GOES TO COURT… AGAIN
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Miss Geraldine Johnson MP, recently expelled by the House of Commons and her former party The Militia for throwing a shoe to another MP in the Lower House, said that she will contest the decision of the House to refuse her access to the House for the remainder of this Session.
In a press conference, Ms Johnson said that “as a Member of Parliament, I have a right to ender the House and to be heard. My constituents gave me a democratic mandate and that ought not to be ignored by a bunch of immigrants, tree-huggers and socialist yahoos. Never in my life have I been convicted of any crime, so I have an entitlement to show up in the House and represent the people who voted for me”.
The Secretary of State for Judicial Affairs, Mr Nick Winterfell MP (Vox Populi), said that he found it “absolutely absurd” that Miss Johnson wishes to keep her Seat, after assaulting another Member of the Lower House and thus starting an outright fight. He said that he will work closely with others, including Attorney-General Kimberley Howard, to see what options are open for them to keep Ms Johnson out of the House for the remainder of the Session.
The Speaker of the House, as asked by a Motion of the House, instructed the Serjeant-at-Arms to take Ms Johnson in custody as soon as she enters any part of the Palace of Westminster, including the public areas.