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Orange-bourgogne

Cabinet meeting on proclamation
~ Office of the Prime Minister, Orange-bourgogne

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Prime Minister Nichola Pankhurst MP: "Ladies and gentlemen, thank you all for coming. I have something important to discuss with you all. At the last Cabinet meeting, it was agreed to postpone the upcoming General Election, in order to ensure that the Inclusive Society Act and the Green Strategy police come into full force and effect when we leave office.

Yesterday, I met King Henry and he refused to do this in person. However, I was able to convince him that we would write a proclamation in his name. A draft proclamation has been made indeed, however, the date for the general election has been changed so that the election will be held three months later than it previously would have been.

King Henry also agreed to make a tour to the continental parts of our nation. However, as soon as he goes aboard HMS Monmouth, he will sail to Jeju Island, where he will spend the remaining time of this parliamentary session.

I hope I need not remind you all that we - unlike King Henry - have a democratic mandate from the people of this country to deliver on our election manifesto. We got in power because of what we wanted to achieve, and we will not be interrupted from doing our duty to the people of this land by a man who's only achievement was being born and keeping himself alive.

If you do not approve of any of these actions, please let me know and you will be dismissed from your office. If I hear nothing within twenty-four hours, I presume that you have no objections and are willing to carry out my orders accordingly. The time of hereditary power is finally over for this nation. Now, let us prepare for the raging opposition that is to be expected.”

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