Please Vote for Beepee for Local Councillor
Let's jump into this elections campaign!
It's me, Beepee.
I'm running for a position in the Local Council.
I'm not very good at selling myself... but here goes.
I think I can bring something fun to the position with my love of bureaucracy and all things Erinor...
I'm all up for fun and keeping the RMB an active and interesting place.
I already know the rules and laws, and well, that's a pretty decent thing to know...
I was once a pretty average MoRA..... so I know about being average and thats good.
I've been here for a couple of years now so you know me and, well, you know me... maybe...
I recently had to protect the board from a naughty post...so I know about not being a bad person.
Like your deodorant, I provide 24hr protection....I'm Australian, that means I can protect you when the Europeans and/or Americans are in bed.
I like to buttle and clean up your mess.
What will I do...
I know how to do awesome polls!
I know how to be really active and to keep you active!
I'm a wonderful host with lots of greeting skills!
I can update things, and can dispatch my way to your heart!
I can tell those in offsite what you are all thinking!
I can encourage you to become the best (or, if you prefer, the worst) you can be!
Remember together we are amazing... together we are unstoppable!
Vote Beepee! Questions and Answers wrote: Proctethia Since you two are running for LC, I'd like to know your perspective on roleplaying. wrote: Beepee I enjoy some light RP... who can forget my wonderful interpretation of a butler, a henchman, a disapproving goose, etc.... but I'm not keen when that's all that happens on the RMB.... I like a good mix and balance on the RMB. wrote: Linguiniland While I agree with your choice of religion as well as your acceptance of as God Emperor I am concerned about you lack of Erinor "buttling" being mentioned in the above dispatch. I hope you intend to correct this in any further dispatch.
Also if we are allowed to ask the candidates questions I would like to know how you would intend to sell knee braces to penguins?
wrote: Beepee Oooh yes! I do love to buttle!... I shall update the dispatch with this glorious question and, of course, buttle my way to your heart!
In respect of knee braces for penguins. I think that it's very important for all penguins to appear stiff limbed.
This accentuates the waddle making them both (1) additionally cute and (2) easier prey (to make penguin pies).
As such, intend to flood the market with knee braces (for which I will of course rely on my team of smurfs and the boards kind will)
and mandate into law that all penguins must wear such braces or face severe penalties (including, but not limited to, being stuffed with marshmallow).
This course of action should allow some price gouging and additional profits to flood back to
me the RMB.
Thank you for this excellent question.
wrote: Drystar Daft Tinkle, TSP Expose News, can you tell us how it feels running against , who was one of your loyal minions during the Concrete Slab delegate year? Erinor
Also, how do you respond to
’s allegations of you being an “encourager”. Zess wrote: Beepee Well Daft, those are excellent questions. I do love TSP expose news, it's such a reputable news agency.
Running against Slabbie is always interesting.
He is one of those characters that you never quite know what he's going to do next. Is he going to drop a nuclear weapon on a poor unsuspecting person or is he going to slap them with a wet fish.
It's that unpredictability that makes him so endearing to voters and such hard competition.
I have a solid platform and foundation and we'll have to see if the RMB values dependable SPIT supplies over blamanche fights.
I know the voters will once again brutalise me, of that I'm sure.
Zess's compliments are lovely.
I always encourage people to be whatever they want to be, including letting them join my smurf army if that's what they desire.
Positive reinforcement of an individuals insanity is an important way to help them reach their goals in life. Zess should remember the previous encouragement I gave in my time as MORA. I'm sure they'll want to thank me for pushing them into this spotlight.
Nominations wrote: Concrete Slab Yooooooo *hugs* I accept :D
Also, I nominate
Beepee wrote: Aidenfieeld Thank you, I accept. I would like to nominate , Concrete Slab , and Beepee . The Solar System Scope wrote: Proctethia I nominate and Beepee ! The Filippinas
Conflict of Interest
I, Beepee, being of sound mind and body (at least as sound as it's ever going to be) hereby declare:
I am a member of the Legislator Assembly within the South Pacific and I am a member of MoRA.
I am a member of the World Assembly.
I have no affiliations with any other region.
I have a puppet
Catenham, currently awaiting a LC Debate... I think all my other puppets have lapsed into the wilderness.
I am also available on discord.
I swear to uphold the values and principles of the South Pacific.
's tagged because he's wonderful and so he has this dispatch for EC purposes. Erinor