Region: the South Pacific
Well Daft, those are excellent questions. I do love TSP expose news, it's such a reputable news agency.
Running against Slabbie is always interesting.
He is one of those characters that you never quite know what he's going to do next. Is he going to drop a nuclear weapon on a poor unsuspecting person or is he going to slap them with a wet fish.
It's that unpredictability that makes him so endearing to voters and such hard competition.
I have a solid platform and foundation and we'll have to see if the RMB values dependable SPIT supplies over blamanche fights.
I know the voters will once again brutalise me, of that I'm sure.
Zess's compliments are lovely.
I always encourage people to be whatever they want to be, including letting them join my smurf army if that's what they desire.
Positive reinforcement of an individuals insanity is an important way to help them reach their goals in life. Zess should remember the previous encouragement I gave in my time as MORA. I'm sure they'll want to thank me for pushing them into this spotlight.