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*Gets latest issue*

Angry moralists, and some confused tourists who seemed to think they were waiting for tickets, picketed outside irreverent rock opera Jimmy Bouncer: The Musical. They claim it contained blasphemy, misogyny, racial intolerance, adult situations, and an inappropriate alternate rhyme scheme.

The Council does not care for these complaints. And Councilman Zaverak has stated: "Don't like it, don't watch it."