by Max Barry

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Region: Northern Ocean

South reinkalistan

To the disparate maritime regimes of Northern Ocean:

Never did I think that such a sheer volume of capitalist filth could be concentrated into such a small and pathetic space. The squalor and destitution of your environments is only matched by the greed of your leaderships. Let there be no mistake: I despise every single one of your failed, exploitative administrations. They have done nothing but lower the standards of living for many, whilst the heathen spending and materialism of your people degrades the moral fibre of their being. The very fact that this collective has the audacity to exist is to be abhorred as a grim reminder of life's shortcomings. Everything about you makes me sick, and it should do the same to any sane human being.

That said, South Reinkalistan will be making immediate arrangements to align itself with Northern Ocean in the future.

    With respect,

    Mozhkin Turaniski
    Premier of the Social Tosdodanist Party
    Prime Commissar of the People's Federation

United massachusetts, The Chuck, and Iarann Grudaidh

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