by Max Barry

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Region: Geopolity

Oval Office, White House

Dawes looked at the report and then the Director of Immigration Services and then back at the report before putting it down and leaning forward

"So you're telling me that we have people currently in the nation from nations that don't exist and that they bribed every border agent and TSA office with cookies? And that we're not the only ones dealing with this?"

Director of Immigration Services Jack Townsend looked the president dead in the face before replying

"Yes Ma'am. My counterparts around the world feporg the same thing and even my people at our embassy in Labyrnna stated the Emperor is meeting with some of them.

Dawes, her face plastered with a blank looked, opened a drawer in the desk and pulled out a bottle of whiskey and two tumblers and poured a shot in each and gave one the Townsend

"This day just werider and weirder."

Raising her tumbler up, she clinked it with Townsend's and slammed the shot down

"Mud in your eye..."

The White House staff would swear on a stack of bibles to their dying day it was the only time they ever saw the President outdrink most of the building

Fuzzbuckets, Central America Federation, and Anzoania

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