by Max Barry

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Region: Northern Utopia

Neyde spears kingdom

Dust had fallen over the entirety of the bedroom, blanketing as if it were a thin layer of snow. A mug of tea remained unfinished, a crossword incomplete, and in the centre of it all, Neyde slept in her bed. Her eyes closed tightly, a soft smile on her face.

In the depths of her slumber, Neyde picked up on somebody entering the room, gingerly creeping up to her bed.
"A-are you prince charming?" She softly whispered.
"No. Its Supernanny"
"Oh... gross." Neyde yawned, her eye's creaking open. She stared around her.
"How long have I been asleep for?"
"2 months."
"WHAT?" Neyde suddenly gasped, then flinching back from the pain of suddenly jumping up.
"Yes, you have been asleep for an extremely long time" Supernanny shook her head, "in this time the Skyfoogle got loose, Team Plug Socket nearly ruined our relationship with Svalbard, a Pigeon population learnt English, a lady turned 300, we discovered what a smartphone is, Britney Spears burnt down a whole village by accident, and there was a 10 way marriage."
"Aww that's sweet I'll send my blessings, but seriously all that?" The poor queen seemed in a sudden state of shock.
"No need to worry!" Supernanny smiled "Now you're back, we can catch you up on all the legal business, and we can go on like nothing happened."
"That seems to be what this country is best at" Neyde mused.

Supernanny laughed "Indeed! Now let's get things going again..."

Jezabelstien, Grenopia, Kjanu, The Soviet state of Svalbard, and 6 othersHurona, Of denmarkia, Minervaindexca, Dreu, Stateofjehova, and Kingdom of houston

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