by Max Barry

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Jolly ole saint nick

Second dictators council wrote:santa do you know what I want for Christmas?

Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho! Ho!

"He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake, he knows if you've been bad or good," but if he knew what you wanted why would he need your letters and messages? Ho, ho! He needs focus!

After all, one day you want a Third Dictators Council and the next you want Global Domination. Everyone's always changing their minds.

Peace on Earth, Goodwill toward All mankind is always a good fallback gift for everyone.

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