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Region: South Lebanon

Xeroa wrote:who is this

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Jimmy the Meatlord?
I thought not.

It’s not a story the Fendas would tell you.
It’s a Raider legend.

Darth Jimmy was the lord of the Meats, so powerful and so wise he could get 10000 people in 3000 nations to attack The West Pacific.
The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be vegetarian.
Jimmy became so powerful… the only thing Jimmy was afraid of was losing koala power, which eventually, of course, Jimmy did.
Unfortunately, Jimmy harassed two GCR's and started annoying mods which lead to being puppetswept.
Ironic.
In the end Jimmy did in fact not have the meats...

(EDIT: I just saw that this message is two months old and your no longer in TWP, woops my bad, anyway the above still stands as a answer to your question)

Alien legion wrote:Orders schawarma for TWPAF returning home from Cyngland

That'll be $29.93 after your discount code sir.

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