Today's World Census Report
The Most Authoritarian in the World
World Census staff loitered innocuously in various public areas and recorded the length of time that passed before they were approached by dark-suited officials.
|1.||The Theocracy of Huitzilopochlti||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Societies in decline have no use for scratching posts.”|
|2.||The Volksrepublik of Licentiria||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Pro bono Omnium”|
|3.||The People's Republic of Mercinadia||Corporate Bordello||“Making lives of People”|
|4.||The Queen's State of Baluchistani||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Founder in chief”|
|5.||The BS Detector of October Surprise||Psychotic Dictatorship||“SURPRISE!”|
|6.||The Self-Indulgent Narcissism of George Wickham||Psychotic Dictatorship||“In Search of Money”|
|7.||The Only Thing There Is to Fear of Fear Itself||Psychotic Dictatorship||“All is well.”|
|8.||The Commonwealth of Umberhulk||Psychotic Dictatorship||“KILL!”|
|9.||The Aw-wee-oo of Killer Tofu||Psychotic Dictatorship||“Χαλεπὰ τὰ καλά (Naught Without Labor)”|
|10.||The Weirding ways of Shadow and Rage||Psychotic Dictatorship||“We move in mysterious ways.”|
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