The Lowest Crime Rates in 100 Nations of Conquest
World Census agents attempted to lure citizens into committing various crimes in order to test the reluctance of citizens to break the law.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Unpleasantness of Cellulite | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Yikes!” | |
2. | The Portly Poultry of Plump Hen | Tyranny by Majority | “Get the cluck out of here.” | |
3. | The Commonwealth of Umberhulk | Psychotic Dictatorship | “KILL!” | |
4. | The Most Serene Republic of Oceanus Procellarum | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “In the name of the moon, I will punish you!” | |
5. | The Power of Puce | Moralistic Democracy | “Simply the best.” | |
6. | The Sultanate of Sliced Lunchmeat | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “The best thing since sliced bread.” | |
7. | The Gornworld of S-sgarnon | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Merciful and quick.” | |
8. | The Futility of Moot Point | Corrupt Dictatorship | “The question is moot.” | |
9. | The Nude Land of Nude Men | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Cast off the tyranny of pants!” | |
10. | The Oppressed Peoples of Wandering Jew | Iron Fist Consumerists | “See: JEWS IN SPACE!” |