2022 RP RegionBoard

Russia 2022-RP wrote:

Bro's talking about it like he's a sports broadcaster.

I have to explain everything as I doubt anyone else would know

Russia 2022-RP wrote:

Doesn't help that Garry "the Monk" sounds like a 1930s guido baseball player

Does it help that I got the name wrong and its actually Gerry

America RP

btw if you're gonna do the stuff with Kemp, now would be a really good time since the RP time is paused.

Iran 2024 Roleplay wrote:

Irish election results coming in, the fact that criminal mastermind Garry "the Monk" Hutch is coming fourth in Dublin is crazy. He might even still be a contender but it looks lilke Sinn Fein leader Mcdonald will win.

I’m actually In his constituency and I apologise for the actions of 3k people. I think he might’ve committed a bit of voter fraud.

Russia 2022-RP wrote:

Shouldn't there be some EU ramifications for this?

French Republic 2020s RP

Probably yeah

Poland 2024 RP wrote:

It was really laggy today and I had to verify.

Anyway in RP news…

RSIC:

After discovering the results of the scouting a Polish war council was organised to discuss our next steps.

We will begin to place troops on the Kaliningrad border and in the Suwalki gap. Then we fire missiles on key targets and launch bombing runs over the area near the border, while they’re scrambling for a response we send the troops in. With the main troops closing in, a naval blockade being installed and bombs falling on the city nightly, we can surely beat them.

RIC: The beginning:

The people of Kalingrad are asleep, the people of Poland are asleep, but new tensions have just woke up. It is around half 4 AM in Eastern European time (The time zone in Kaliningrad). When in border towns the boom of missiles can be heard. Many residents, awoken by the booms panic in confusion. The rest of Russia is in civil war but it had been relatively peaceful in Kaliningrad. Anyway which faction would have missiles?

Meanwhile key locations are struck as by 5.40 the air raid on Kaliningrad city begins. The ground invasion has not yet begun but many have figured out its Poland and are retreating into basements or planning to get north. In the city sirens are going off as the residents panickedly try to find shelter with police attempting to keep the situation under control. At 8 the ground invasion begun. The army would attemp to disable the landmines and then advance across the border. The main goal for these early offensives is the capture of Bagrationovsk.

RIC: The French Government issues a condemnation of this unprovoked attack. They send a request to pull out of Russian territory immediately or else actions nay be taken, as this threatens the security of NATO and Europe as a whole.

Russia 2022-RP wrote:

JIC: Putin sends the national rally a message saying "thanks bbg, come over later for a lil 😝"

Hahahaha, yeah, yeah, them.

Iran 2024 Roleplay wrote:

Hopefully not, he did come from the area and apparently the North strand was marginalised.

So long as he doesn't get the fourth constituency seat it'll be fine.

Also rare fellow Irish sighting.

Oh you’re Irish too, cool!

Karnata wrote:

It is

And yet, half a year later we're still here

CELLZ pt. 1 & 2 not being at the end of BORN LIKE THIS is criminal

Hi Saudi Arabia 2024 rp

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SRIC: finally getting to use OSF and its for this lame shiit smh

-https://earth.google.com/earth/d/1J9eW4RIddw7Xs9ZGpo7ljScBLCXQp7xr?usp=sharing - Red lines are OLLGA special forces deployment lines

-Orders are to keep in contact with OLLGA ops coordinators with info regarding Polish troop deployments into Russia but to not engage unless engaged.

-ADASD0-ID units are to be flown near designated strips of road, no higher than 500ft, and no ADASD0-HE units are to be launched unless previously engaged.

-Each OSF (OLLGA special forces) unit is to consist of 3 operators, 6 ADASD0-ID units, 12 ADASD0-HE units, a month of rations, and 5,000 rounds to share between all 3 operators.

-Each OSF unit will be assigned a 25km^2 area of land to watch over following the path of a main road. If an OSF unit is deemed KIA or MIA, the unaccounted-for area will be evenly divided between the nearest 2 units.

-The 8 units (24 operators) will be transported into the operation zone via 3 Citation CJ4 gen3's, traveling directly from the OLLGA training site in Nigeria to Voyennyy Aerodrom in Kaliningrad - provided the RBA gives us clearance.