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Bailiwick of New Jersey RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Totally Not A Mafia State of The Bailiff

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World Factbook Entry

Ever wonder what would happen if the citizens of New Jersey invaded the Bailiwick of Jersey? Move your nation to the Bailiwick of New Jersey to find out!

The Bailiff of New Jersey, His Rotundity, Bailiff Anthony I of House Bongiovi

Find out about His Rotundity's Government here and here
Find out more about His Rotundity here
Find out more about the Royal Family here

Jersey Day (Anniversary): November 1st

LinkRegional Anthem: "Rags to Riches"- Tony Bennett

|| This Springsteen Saturday: Link Dancing in the Dark ||

Proud Member of Travelling Balloonist's Guild of Magical Realms

Embassies: Albion, Bus Stop, The Great Universe, The Embassy, Gypsy Lands, Hollow Point, Brasil, Ebenezer, SECFanatics, Long live the British Empire, and Organization of United Sovereign States.

Tags: Casual, Minuscule, Monarchist, Parody, and Silly.

Bailiwick of New Jersey contains 4 nations.


Today's World Census Report

The Most Extensive Civil Rights in Bailiwick of New Jersey

The citizens of nations ranked highly enjoy a great amount of civil rights, or freedoms to go about their personal business without interference or regulation from government.

As a region, Bailiwick of New Jersey is ranked 8,344th in the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Totally Not A Mafia State of The BailiffInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Vivat Springsteen”
2.The Free Land of MadeManCapitalist Paradise“I am like any other man. All I do is supply a demand.”
3.The Brazenly Corrupt State of MaroniCapitalist Paradise“Can you believe this wiseguy?”
4.The United Kingdom of Porkroll-Egg and CheeseInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Welcome to New Jersey - Now go away”

Regional Happenings


Bailiwick of New Jersey Regional Message Board

Kill the zombies!

Citizens of the Bailiwick,

Today marks two friggin' years since this region was founded. Can you believe that? We've quadrupled our population. We've constructed nearly a dozen embassies. We've survived some pretty gruesome Z-Days. On N-Day, we all took shelter and waited for the whole friggin' thing to blow over. Sure, we're not the biggest region, but what other region can claim stronger Jersey Pride? We have a bright and shining future ahead of us!

I am proud of all the progress we've made! In short: Not bad, Region, not bad.


His Rotundity, The Bailiff Anthony I
Read dispatch

Responding to the Poll: Uh... Kool & the Gang!?! Whitney Houston!?!


Okay, I was looking around the World looking for a new region to join. Found this region which might be one of the strangest regions (definitely the strangest Alternate History region). So, yeah, I joint the bailiwick. Long Live his Rotundity!

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! Jersey Strong!

Royal Decree: It is now a punishable offense to cut across three lanes of traffic and nearly cause a wreck for my Royal Motorcade just to save 4 minutes on your commute.

So let it be written, so let it be done. Jersey Strong.

First Fish Friday of Lent!

No spoilers, but Game of Thrones Season 8 has been a trip! I don't know if I like how it's wrapping up, but it's certainly something.

Yeah... GoT did NOT end like I thought it would. Still a good show, though.

RE: The Area 51 thing

The Naruto run by itself isn't enough. One would also need to channel their inner Matrix-era Keanu Reeves in order to get past the bullets.

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