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Truly Awsome wrote:Oh boy! Im ill, but not like ill enough to get out of school, with the worst symptom being how dead tired I am. Kinda wish I was dead instead, though.

Aww sorry to hear that, hope you get better

New Giggles Town wrote:Ah yes this riddle, its a fly right?

Yep! Not really a good riddle imo, but compared to some of the others I was finding it was alright.

Zunden wrote:Aww sorry to hear that, hope you get better
Yep! Not really a good riddle imo, but compared to some of the others I was finding it was alright.

It was harder than some of the others, but it was easier than some
Still a good one tho!

Truly Awsome wrote:Oh boy! Im ill, but not like ill enough to get out of school, with the worst symptom being how dead tired I am. Kinda wish I was dead instead, though.

I know that feeling all too well friend

Here's a fun one :)
One sunny afternoon, three men go for a ride on a hot air balloon over the Sahara desert. An hour into the trip, the balloon begins to lose altitude. A month later, someone found one of the ballooners laying on the desert sand dead, naked, and holding half a toothpick. What happened to him?

Hokkyuzairan, Garomia, and Newstris

Adriatican wrote:As mayor of Ribe, and on behalf of the city council, I’d like to officially announce that the citiy’s song shall now be the piece;

“Miserere mei, Deus” (1630) - Gregorio Allegri

Originally composed for use in the sanctum sanctorum of services, as commissioned by His Holiness Pope Urban VIII, it is the opinion of Ribe’s Cultural Scholars, that this piece in its beauty and humility, properly communicates both the worldliness and immense respect for history that can be found in the very foundation of Balder’s cultural capital.

We applaud your culture and taste.

Adriatican, Hokkyuzairan, and Vamperiall

Zunden wrote:Here's a fun one :)
One sunny afternoon, three men go for a ride on a hot air balloon over the Sahara desert. An hour into the trip, the balloon begins to lose altitude. A month later, someone found one of the ballooners laying on the desert sand dead, naked, and holding half a toothpick. What happened to him?

The balloon was sinking due to weight so they first threw their clothes out but was still losing altitude, so they drew toothpicks and whoever had the half toothpick had to jump out

New Giggles Town wrote:The balloon was sinking due to weight so they first threw their clothes out but was still losing altitude, so they drew toothpicks and whoever had the half toothpick had to jump out

Wow that was quick! Good job!

Oh neat.

IRL, Hurricane Dorian will pass closest to here, perhaps even making landfall, within about 30 hours. We are all well and secure. I doubt we will even lose power.

[nation][/nation] I'm going Make a Vote to Leave

Capital City just Witness a Massive Tornado without warning by the Capital News Station and Radio.
Deaths: 1,000,000
Injurys: 200,700
Surived: 4,436,976
Population Before Tornado: 5,637,672‬

Hey ya’ll! Remember to endorse North East Somerset, Onder Kelkia and Fooooooooo!

Please also remember to endorse each other, but remain under the endorsement cap!
(5 for Not Endorsing NES, 15 for Endorsing NES)

How with my Ethernet?

Hokkyuzairan

All Hail, Balder!!

Klaisur wrote:How with my Ethernet?

Guess its working

How is everyone today?

Northern Cantons and Hokkyuzairan

managed to get my crime rate down with only a 30% tax rate, so I'm pretty ok

Skulls and Honey wrote:managed to get my crime rate down with only a 30% tax rate, so I'm pretty ok

Nice! I’m a bit busy with like school and other stuff, so I don’t really bother with my nation :p

Managed to get through knee surgery today. Even with pain...doing okay...though horizontal at this moment, I am not at room temperature!

Lost my prized "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" title again :(

Hi, just wanna let you know that Vorceland will become nation of world's happiest people.

Hokkyuzairan and Vamperiall

Skulls and Honey wrote:managed to get my crime rate down with only a 30% tax rate, so I'm pretty ok

Nicely done! It can be real tricky keeping tax rates low. I only recently got mine down to about 20% (and I prefer it lower still).

Another riddle (though this is not one I wrote):
Glittering points that downward thrust,
Sparkling spears that never rust.
What are we?

Aelyria wrote:Another riddle (though this is not one I wrote):
Glittering points that downward thrust,
Sparkling spears that never rust.
What are we?

A diamond tip drill bit

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