by Max Barry

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The Most Scientifically Advanced in BallsMoment

World Census researchers quantified national scientific advancement by quizzing random citizens about quantum chromodynamics, space-time curvature and stem cell rejuvenation therapies. Responses based on Star Trek were discarded.

As a region, BallsMoment is ranked 14,506th in the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Beans on Toast 12Moralistic Democracy“Fascists Will Fear Beans on Toast”
2.The Republic of Put Them to DeathInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Pride and Industry”
3.The Matriarchy of Vampire VictoriaPsychotic Dictatorship“*stiehlt dein Ístradiol*”
4.The Free Land of Eight Days of SIlenceLiberal Democratic Socialists“QUIET!!!!!!”
5.The People's Republic of QuddrimFree-Market Paradise“You Can't Stop Progress”
6.The Empire of Space Marine 1Psychotic Dictatorship“For the emperor!”
7.The Republic of HaHaYouCantProveItsMEAuthoritarian Democracy“I'm not Puppet1!”
8.The Fiefdom of Armaros 18Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“This Space Intentionally Left Blank”